I laughed right out loud when I read “It’s annoying, not pleasurable, to have a mermaid’s tail whacking my clit.”

Sex toys or not, anyone who has been laughed at, ridiculed, or shamed, for being open and honest about something that others are secretly ashamed of, and so have to shame others for daring to say it right out loud, knows how this feels.

I would much rather live my life right out loud, and screw ’em if they can’t take a damn funny mermaid tail (tale)!